hmm..

Again, the same password problem. And i was wasting some 10 minutes in wordpress.org instead of .com. How stupid can life get? And yes, i think i’m like the Rajnikanth of wordpress, writing an entry like once in 6 months. Not that i have too many fans, but still.. And why am i doing this? Well, i have my reasons.

I wanna tell the world why regular imdb users must be castrated and thrown into the ocean. Seriously.. how the fuck can some movie like Godfather not be in the no.1 spot? I may sound like a loser, cribbing for classical movies and showing my prejudice towards the newer ones. You know what? i dont give a rat’s ass. I can actually accept Shawshank upto an extent, but then.. the dark knight?!??!?@?$#% Gimme a fucking break. How the fuck can some movie like this overtake the godfather? Superhero movies are to be marvelled upon till some 2 weeks from their release and then you can just wait for them to be put twice a day on HBO. Heath Ledger is a great actor. Yes, but just because he died of a goddamn overdose right before the film’s release doesn’t mean he can be compared with Pacino, Brando and all. If the bastard hadn’t died such a “tragic” death, the movie would’ve been just about as good as batman begins. And all these degenerate pricks go watch the movie and come and tell me.. “machan.. its the best movie ever. you’ve gotta go see it.” I think the dark knight is just about as hyped as Harry Potter or David Beckham. People just agree with other low-lives because they think its cool os something. Like.. everyone reads Harry Potter just because their friends do. Same way.. everyone loves Heath Ledger because of the spine-less cock suckers who are next to them. Have you seen any other movies of his? let me think.. Broke back mountain! He should’ve died before Brokeback’s release, then everyone would’ve turned gay and would be fornicating with their own gender. He is a good actor.. agreed. Like.. in movies like Lords of Dogtown and the Knight’s Tale and even this movie. But then, he sure as hell isn’t worth the enormous hype he receives. I don’t wanna show disrespect to a dead man (which apparently i’ve already done), but its not him. Its the people who piss me off as usual. So, all you fools who’re gonna swear at me for this.. go see the Godfather. If you’ve seen it and you still think the dark knights better, then.. pour petrol over your eyes and and burn them, or.. you can also drill a hole through your medulla oblongota and fill it up with your… ok, this is too disguting, I’ve had enough of this stupid entry already.

Peace.

Orkut – a colossal waste of time

Yes. it’s official. i deleted my orkut profile again (for the 3rd time).
Yes. I have my reasons
No. i dont give a shit if you think i’m crazy.

Well, orkut sucks. Really. The place is like a public urinal. Anyone with a stupid internet connection and an invite spends half his
life here. My school, not the most disciplined of institutions, is one of those places exceedingly plagued by orkut. Seriously. You say
hi to someone at school, you’ll find him sending a friend request to you the very evening. Every single moron with a computer or pocket money,
enough to waste an hour in a remote internet cafe is a member.

Now, coming to the basic concept of orkut, you’ll note that it SUCKS. Especially the columns. And more specifically, the godforsaken column called :’about me’.
we can generally state the way in which degenrates fill up this column as:
“hey! i’m not 18 yrs old as said here, lol! im cool, hot and luvvv hangin out wid my frnds!! lolzzz. if u wanna noe me, see my testmonials! lolss”
and you see their picture, its normally that ‘this persons picture is too sexy to be put’ or some crap like that. and the worst part is that these people actually
think they’re funny. And they are equalled by their degenerate friends who, are amused when they see pictures like ‘i’m too sexy’ and scrap:
‘lol..nice pic..’. now, wait a fucking minute..are you retarded? anyone with such a display picture is normally as good looking as a nomad sadu bathing in the Ganges.

The other thing which pisses me off are the communities. With communities like ‘I hate to wake up early’, ‘I love my doggie’, ‘I love to shit in the morning’ and shit like that,
its not the most sensible place to be in.

But the biggest doofus in this shit stained portal is the thing you find in the top right corner of a profile. Yes, the ratings. Heres something i found out:

Experiment:
Gautham Srinivas joins orkut again. After 3 weeks in orkut, realises no one’s rated him.
Gauthams very pissed off. He finds that one of his orkut friends who has the iq of a pregnant skunk is 90% cool, 80% trustworthy and 90% sexy.
Gautham thinks how this is possible, decides that hes too boring to be rated by his friends and logs out.
But alas, he thinks of something groundbreaking. He goes about and rates all his friends. He decided to be nice and gives good ratings to everyone.
2 weeks later, he logs in.. only to find that hes all of a sudden 70% sexy, 80% cool and 80% trusty.

Observation: You rate people, you get rated.

Inference: Orkut SUCKS.

There are many more things like the excess of Brazillian lesbians, pedophiles, pakistani ‘anti indian’ morons and freaks like me.
so, i concluded that it’ll be a better place without me, and i would be better off without it.
so people, sorry for the bad craziness. I’ll probably join orkut after i’m tired of all worldly affairs. till then,
peace

Madurai-hot(in a totally climatic sense), boring, 500 years behind civilisation

There are some places in the world which live on their ancient culture and are so *proud* of their age old temples and stuff…madurai..is one such place..

i had gone there for some quiz.. and as soon as we arrived the ppl there took us for some trip throughout that place.. first we went to some doll making industry, u know..the place where ppl make dolls and stuff(:S).. a guide dude was explainin to us how ppl make dolls there..now wait a goddamn minute.. do i give a goddamn shit abt how a bunch of jobless dudes make dolls and sell it to them?NO..am i so damn *interested* and *proud* of my states “tradition” and “culture”..NO.. the worst part was a bunch of  guys frm b’lore..like there was this guy whose name i dont quite remember..v’ll just call him the over-enthusiastic b***d(remember my manifesto?)…he was like all over the place, even the guys makin the dolls weren that intrested in tht stuff..this guy askd more questions to them than what my history teacher wud ask me or sumthn..well seriously, i see these stupid dolls everyday in pondy bazar..i dont hav to go to some godforsaken remote village to see them..and he’s like..”aren’t u intrested in these crafts”..well are u? if anyones intrested in these things..hes either a terminally ill patient not having anythn worthwhile to do or the founder(and the sole visitor) of dakshin chitra or sumthn..he askd so many questions, even the guide askd him to shut the hell up…and then they took us to the temple, another example of our *tradition* and *culture*..when i go to a temple, i pray and come back..but what do these guys do? they take me to every inch and corner explainin the historical significance of everythin frm uncarved erotic scuptures of some indian goddesses to  dead trees and mice in the temple, and that temple was like a city..no..im not exaggeratin..it was as huge as the vatican city and it took us some 3 hours to see it..and does the over-enthusiastic b***d shut his mouth atleast here? no..he keeps crapping about every piece of stone he ever comes across.. like, it wont take me some 2 seconds to ask him to stfu..but these kinda morons dont take it well…

so..i’ll wrap it up here.im too bored…tc guys..

omg!! someones jobless again..

hmmm…what is life wihtout blogging??..no.. actually it doesn’t make much a difference. its been like 6 months since i’ve written some crap here.. took me some 1 hour to log in, after forgettin my password.. goddamn! its been ages.. after such a long time i come back.. there are suddenly 400 thousand blogs on wordpress..damn!..it has doubled in like..6 goddman months..and after loggin in i see that some Arimket dude has protectd my blog from 45 spam comments..wasn’t this 3 the last time i logged in??..hmmm.. i’m actually back people..doen’t this make you jump like crazy?? it doesn’t no.. thasts ok..i’m not demoralised.. anyways, for all the people who still see my blog.. the ‘underdog’ blog of gautham ‘i dont give a shit abt bloggin’ srinivas, thanks a lot guys..and please omit the last part of the last entry, that was crapp as usual..so..i hope i atleast blog abt sumthn useful for a change, like i have my new bloggin manifesto…

i, gautham.. an arbit blogger who has nothin worthwhile to do solemnly swear that i will try not to swear or..swear a litle lesser in my forthcoming posts…i also swear that i will not give stupid announcements about stoppin the blog, nor will i blog anymore about france haters, stupid movies or arjun singh(a generalization for stupid lousy bastards)… so what will i blog about from now on??..hmm..i donno..but u can tell me that….

World Cup fever in the air..die of plague u bas***d

im totali pissd off..im so pissd of..to da very meanin of da word. really. wherever i go, i c a bunch of goddamn hopelessly jobless braindead morons hu keep tlkin abt da futbal wc. wel, i don mind bein a huge fan of futball..but wat kills me is da way these morons talk. dat day, i herd a bas***Rd telln his fellow equaly hopeless BA***rd of a frnd dat henry sucks badly n dat didier drogba is bettr dan henry as he scord 2 gols 4 ivory coast..#&%^#&%^(*%#* wat da FUCK(yeah..i cant censor anymore)..WHAT THE FUCK..i can play bettr dan didier drogba wit my feet tied wit my hands. drogba is 1 hell of a ba***rd hu scores gols wit his butt, his hip, his nose,his dick..i mean,,cumon.

like mentioned in my earlier post..all these blindf***ks blindly support brazil..sum o them support 4 porugal tinkn dat christiano ronaldo is ronaldo(the real madrid b****d)’s brother or sumthn..thu..brazil has a striker hu is as fat as all da gurlz or rather non-males in my class put 2gether, the most over hyped duck toothed player on gods green earth, an always outta form golie n a stupid coach hu bears strikin resemblance 2 my watchman..n thay have ppl wit names like kaka, kuruvi, pura,,thu..n ppl r actuali crazy abt them..god. not 2 mention portugals rising red devil..christiano “rape little prostitutes in the hotel” ronaldo n their evr outta form captain..n these new all of a sudden futbal feverish ppl tink theyre sum glanville or sumthn..u morons wer tinkin dat offside has sumthn 2 do wit tobaganning n now u say dat the ribery gol was offside..thu(i reali wish i cud make saliva cu outta the monitor)..so anyone hus still futball feverish n is proud of watchn matches playd by uncivilisd countries like ghana, ivory coast, tnt, etc,etc..wel..reali..its hi time u cut da crapp..do be so phonie.

PS i don tink ill blog nemore,,im eternally bord..report abuse or sumthn, i don hav da heart 2 delete the blog by myself (sniff) byebye

merci beaucoup..i stil love france

ok..i cant stand dis crapp anymore..werever i go, i c a bunch of spineless morons telln me dat france suck n dat anyone can beat france blahblablah…like evn wen im bloggin rite now..ders dis moron sailesh krishna shoutin all ovr messengr dat france sux. wel, wat da hel is wrng wit u ppl…evry team has its ups n downs n its da calibre of a fan 2 stand by his team evn in da downs. u kno, im not like nitish, hu was supprtin arsenal n suddnly wen chelsea won da league, he said 'ive been a chelsea fan 4 ages..wat the hell!' exactly ..wat da hel..All I hear is ‘hahaha… u saw france match yesterday?? Thu..france suck da’. I reali don’t mind ppl like nitish or sailesh sayin dat.. like they do kno their futbal.. but wen I hear a bunch of morons hu all of a sudden becum futbal feverish durin da wrld cup telling sumthn abt france, I reali feel like pullin out their gall bladder n feedin it 2 da wolves. Reali…it seriously kills me wen all these infidels cum n shout crapp in my ears. They keep telling dat brazil rule, ronaldinhio is brilliant n all dat. Like, I hav a frnd hu keeps irritatin me by abusing france. I don wanna tel his name as he’ll strt cryin n probably beat me up in anger if sumone tells him abt dis. 2 describe him, v can primarily call him da textbuk definition of a moron. Ya, go check out da oxford dictionary or sumthn, u’ll find his name in morons meanin. Like he’s so dumb dat 1 day he tol me dat his favourite futbaler was RIVALDINHO. I mean, cumon… if u can get confusd between ronaldo n rivaldo, it means dat u r either livin in sum red spot in Jupiter, or u have da general knowledge of a pregnant elephant. N all these morons hav 1 ting in common. They all luv ronaldinho.. these r da newer infidels, n da older infidels hu jus watchd futbal aftr 2002 wrld cup hail beckham as their lord. Seriously, it’s a big ‘FUTREZ VOUS’ 2 all u dumasses. Maybe france drew wit s.korea, or they may even lose 2 togo. But whatever it is, FRANCE STILL RULE, n if u don realize dat, go chck out sum old vids of fontaine or platini or even da 1998 wrld cup. N if u England fans tink dat vr bankin on past glory, wel.. u skunks don cm 2 realize dat it has been sum 35 yrs since England won da wrld cup. So all u fils de la chiennes, don commnt crapp like france sux or sumthn..if u reali wanna do dat.. fine.. go ahead… but 4 now

Hasta la Victoria siempre .(until the victory always)(oh shit, its Spanish!!!)

jusqu'à la victoire toujours(yeah.. francais baby)

Greatest of the footers

wel, i had 2 write sumthin nice in my blog..so..heres my list of da gr8est futball players ever

im sure half u morons won agree wit me n da list..plz feel free 2 abuse me by addin a commnt..

the list:

1) Diego Maradona- god, much faster dan pele, much more talented dan pele, n maybe much more stoned dan pele, wtvr it is..hes GOD

2) Franz Beckanbauer- brilliant player, brilliant coach, brilliant captain, hes bril in all means

3) Pele- he shudnt hav been  in no.3, she shudve been way far down..but i cant help it..brilliant player neways

4) Michelle Platini- God, hes second accordin 2 me…but i had 2 put him here…

5) Bobby Charlton- everythin abt him was godly..except maybe his hair )

6) Just Fontaine- top scorer in world cups, greatest ever player from the greatest ever team in football history, he rulz

7) Garrincha- the unsung god frm Brazil..u shud c sum old reviews or remastered videos of his..he truly is god

8)  Paolo Rossi- amazin ability

9) Marco Van Basten- brilliant player, goddamn stupid coach..he still is gud
10) Johann Cryuff- i thot of puttin henry here..:P..evryone'll screw me if i did dat.but u had 2 give it up 4 cryuff

7 movies dat made me snore 2 death

since dis is da first of my lists, im gonna make it as prsnl as possible. i don care if a muvi is gud or not… dis is gonna be all abt my prsnl opinion.n if u feel im bullshittin.. u can leave urs as a commnt

1) Harry Potter 4- well really, i wanted 2 list all da 4 muvis.. but dat'll waste da entry, so i jus put da wrst amng da 4

2) Pink Panther- jus 3 phrases 2 describe dis muvi: anythin but funny, everythin but interestin, nothin but borin.. steve martin sux n so does beyonce…

3) The Grudge- its an insult 2 da genre of horror.. really, i was laughin out loud in most of da scenes.. hair comin outta sumones nostrils, eyes, ears n then a gurl calls u up n makes a sound like shes constipated or sumthin..total crapp..its too dumb

4) House Of Wax- another insult 2 da genre of horror, da whole waxin ppl alive ting was too gay.. but da best scene is where paris hilton gets killed with a huge knife thru her body, comin out on da othr side..but othrwise..it was crapp

5) The Da Vinci Code- a colossal waste of time..really(don ask me how i saw it )

6) Casablanca- its classic crapp..really.. i never knew old muvis suckd dat much

7) Brokeback Mountain- oh my gosh… aftr all da spagetti westrns dat i watchd… dis one totally chngd my opinion abt cowboys. n yeah..don watch it alone, its a muvi 2 be cn wit ur family..really! its wholesum family entertainment!

there were also other muvis like xxx 2, chronicles of riddick, mi3..but i din have much time n place 4 dese dum muvis.. n plz feel free 2 commnt if ive left out anythin or i mentiond sum gud muvi(im expectin a lotta them abt pink panther, brokeback n stuff)…keep it cumin

PEACE

SMS datll piss u off

wel…im sure all ya ppl wudve had stupid sms frwrds contaminatin ur phn. wel…im a victim of a certain set of spineles loozers hu usd 2 make me feel like peein on my fone..(wen i had one). so.. heres a list of sum dum frwrds…

'    OM NAMO NARAYANA    

    send this to 25 ppl in:

    15 minutes: 2 get a kiss frm ur gurlfrnd

    20 minutes: 4 god 2 helpu in skool

    25 minutes: 4 india winnin da next odi match

offenders n ignorants will be severely punishd wit a bolt of thunder on their head…'

wel…how lame can dis guy be..first of all..i obvi don have a gurl..n even if i do. believ me, i don need no dum sms 2 kis her. n god cant help anyone in skool u loser …god wont wrk in hell.. n indian team is beyond all hope..theyre hopeless da…even if i send it 2 sum 1 cazillion ppl..u tink viru ll ever touch da ball? or dhoni 'll catch da ball??(except maybe in speed n MYSORE SANDAL ADS) ..

c da nxt one:

'it has been proved thru research dat only idiots read sms usin their thumbs…hahahah..dont switch fingers now, catch another idiot'

wel…u tink ure so intelligent..??ur so happy dat u pissd me off rnt u??wel..y do u lozers do dis.??how can u even tink of such stuf?? then how da f**k am i supposd 2 read sms..wit my d***?? k..gettin too abusive now..so..ill wind up wit one last one:

(partly in tamil)

'styleku rajini

actingku kamal

actionku arjun

dialogueku sharuk khan

voiceku amitabh

rapku abishek

friendsipku  …u only da

gud nite    '

frst of all..id like 2 thnk u da..u kno…i thought i was da dumbest prsn on earth..wel..u really did chng my mindset…but…y da?? 4 gods sake..how can u do dis 2 me…u spineless moron. i really don get it…y r u brothel borns doin dis 2 me, n ur wishin me gud nite!! oh..how sweet,  how concerned….u son of a million fathers..u wake me up in da middle o da nite wit dis n then ure wishin me gud nite…i hope sum al qaeda maniac breaks into ur home,, kidnaps u n cuts off ur head n sends it 2 me by courier..really. pray, im really losin hope in humanity. 

btw..keep da commnts cumin..n share such unhumanitarian experiences if any

PEACE 

ARJUN SINGH

well… there r 2 main reasons 4 indias low literary rate…one is poor economic growth n the other is da HRD ministry.

the HRD ministry has 2 reasons 4 its suckiness…. one is da HRD ministry itelf..coz it ain developin no human resources n da next pain up da arse reason is our very own bald headed fag ARJUN SINGH. if u don  hate  arjun singh, then ure probably in azerbaijan or sumthin..how dumb can he be..n hes supposed 2 develop human resources..(kiss my arse)… cumon bringin in reservations is gonna make da mncs get da f**k outta campus interviews…da whole standard will decrease. every year 5 lakh ppl appear 4 iitjee..wit only 4000 vaccant seats available…wit reservation itll cut down 2 2000..wat da f**k..wat abt da ppl in other castes.. they jus don get da f***in logic rite.. if bcs r treatin highly n given reservations n all..then how da f**k can they be called bcs. they have seats, they have more rites, they have more job offerins..but they’re still bcs..arseholes. i really hope Arjun Singhs heart blasts inside his own body n a hole gets formd in his chest…really.. dat bugger doesnt give a damn abt medicos dyin..they’re all starvin out ther n our fit for no f***in thing prime minister gives a negative announcement wit all his patience..DAMN..im startin 2 hate dis country..well, v cant do much..vre jus skool kids hu have 2 listen 2 teachers, but when i grow up a li’l bit ..i swear ill do sumthin abt it..n im sure even u ppl wan 2..

PS: dis article is not mentioned 2 hurt or threaten anyone..well maybe it is but all dis crapp ain serious. its jus da idea of a bord 15 yr old hu tired of life n wants 2 crapp abt things…jus tellin coz i don wan dis blog all over ndtv callin it ‘Death Threat For Arjun Singh’ or sumthin..so jus take it lightly..im jus mental